TehMomo

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Yeah, so I've all but disappeared from here.

I will TRYYY to post occasionally because I am drawing, really.

Buuuut no promises. Lots of things get in the way of my devArting these days, from school to friends to general lack of interest.

For all intents and purposes, I'm a lurker now.

Also, LEGIT WEBSITE courtesy of my good friend, Jamesy:
momo.jamescliburn.com

I AM SIIIICK

SO DAMN SICK

and sad.

Goddammit.

So I kinda stole this from in an attempt to feel less like death warmed over?

skhfldhflsd ugh.

Look up your own answers to this on urbandictionary.com, and repost for everyone to see.


Name: Hannah
fun, always happy, lifts people spirits, and always spread da love.

Hannah you are such an angel.

(YOU ARE FUNNY, URBANDICTIONARY)


Age: 17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.

"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."

(Hurrr trufax.)

Friend: Nuffie
someone who is slightly less intellegant than the average person. this may range from being the last person to get a joke to someone who is mentally impared in some way.

you're such a nuffie, i cant believe you forgot to bring the popcorn!

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA. XP)


Should Be Doing: Eating
Something skinny people enjoy far too much - or far too little.

I can't believe that skinny kid won the eating contest.

(Bah.)

Favorite Color: Bright Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'


Birth Place: Ohio
random weather patterns. makeing meteorology nearly imposible

if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan.

(Oh, Midwestern weather. You and your bipolar disorder.)


Birth Month: October
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.

Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus.

(Lulz.)

Last Person Spoken To: Mother
Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"


Nick Names: Momo
A generic insult used to describe one who is irritating, annoying, or an idiot. (synonyms include but are not limited too: ass, asshole, bastard, bitch, blockhead, bonehead, cocksucker, dick, dickhead, dolt, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, mother-fucker, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, rascal, scamp, schmo, schmuck, simpleton, son of a bitch, tomfool, twerp)

1. If someone is driving badly, one might say "Hey momo! Learn to drive!"
2. If a loud crow outside your window wakes you up, you might say "God! Shut up stupid momo bird!"


(Eh. I'll take it.)

Oh jeez. I've really been neglecting dA, what with being scannerless. Not to mention lazy (mostly the latter). I deleted around 300 deviations without looking at 'em. *shame*

Think you can count on me being a tad less active on here than I've been in the past, due to lack of both inspiration and interest. Also, contemplating an account switch, since my username is the bane of my existence.

I've recently discovered the musical addictiveness of The Bird & The Bee as well as Tegan & Sara. I've listened to nothing else for the past 2 weeks. Canadian lesbian twins have invaded my head, and I like it.

Galthux and I did helium karaoke two days ago. Fun times.

Ffff... man, lots of fun stuff has happened. I had a bunch of other updates, but memory fails.

Cheers, you guys~

NEW SCANNER NEW SCANNER NEW SCANNER


A bitchload of new art coming your way SOON. c:

My scanner broke.

I keep getting art block on-and-off.

Facebook keeps distracting the hell out of me.

I'm supposed to be working on my portfolio, but I've done nothing. NOTHINGGGG.

And my ovaries hurt.

Friggin'... BAW.

I plan on deleting this entry in favor of fun 4th of July stories later, when I feel more chipper.

But for now... BAW.