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Thu Aug 13, 2009, 11:26 AM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Reading: The Theory of Everything
  • Watching: Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • Drinking: FLUIDS. LOTS OF FLUIDS.
I AM SIIIICK

SO DAMN SICK

and sad.

Goddammit.

So I kinda stole this from :iconkreedkafer: in an attempt to feel less like death warmed over?

skhfldhflsd ugh.

Look up your own answers to this on urbandictionary.com, and repost for everyone to see.


Name: Hannah
fun, always happy, lifts people spirits, and always spread da love.

Hannah you are such an angel.

(YOU ARE FUNNY, URBANDICTIONARY)


Age: 17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.

"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."


(Hurrr trufax.)

Friend: Nuffie
someone who is slightly less intellegant than the average person. this may range from being the last person to get a joke to someone who is mentally impared in some way.

you're such a nuffie, i cant believe you forgot to bring the popcorn!

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA. XP)


Should Be Doing: Eating
Something skinny people enjoy far too much - or far too little.

I can't believe that skinny kid won the eating contest.

(Bah.)

Favorite Color: Bright Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'


Birth Place: Ohio
random weather patterns. makeing meteorology nearly imposible

if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan.

(Oh, Midwestern weather. You and your bipolar disorder.)


Birth Month: October
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.

Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus. :D

(Lulz.)

Last Person Spoken To: Mother
Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"



Nick Names: Momo
A generic insult used to describe one who is irritating, annoying, or an idiot. (synonyms include but are not limited too: ass, asshole, bastard, bitch, blockhead, bonehead, cocksucker, dick, dickhead, dolt, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, mother-fucker, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, rascal, scamp, schmo, schmuck, simpleton, son of a bitch, tomfool, twerp)

1. If someone is driving badly, one might say "Hey momo! Learn to drive!"
2. If a loud crow outside your window wakes you up, you might say "God! Shut up stupid momo bird!"



(Eh. I'll take it.)

Dr. Octogogopus, BLAAAUGHH

Fri Jul 31, 2009, 10:19 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The Bird & The Bee - "Preparedness"
  • Reading: Wonder Woman comics. I hate Gail Simone. So much.
  • Eating: Crunchberries
Oh jeez. I've really been neglecting dA, what with being scannerless. Not to mention lazy (mostly the latter). I deleted around 300 deviations without looking at 'em. *shame*

Think you can count on me being a tad less active on here than I've been in the past, due to lack of both inspiration and interest. Also, contemplating an account switch, since my username is the bane of my existence.

I've recently discovered the musical addictiveness of The Bird & The Bee as well as Tegan & Sara. I've listened to nothing else for the past 2 weeks. Canadian lesbian twins have invaded my head, and I like it. :B

~Galthux and I did helium karaoke two days ago. Fun times.

Ffff... man, lots of fun stuff has happened. I had a bunch of other updates, but memory fails.

Cheers, you guys~


YES

Wed Jul 22, 2009, 7:01 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Jason Mraz - "Love for a Child"
  • Reading: Fried Green Tomatoes. Still. Shut up. I'm slow. :c
  • Eating: Milanooooos
NEW SCANNER NEW SCANNER NEW SCANNER
:boogie:

A bitchload of new art coming your way SOON. c:


Bitchmoan.

Tue Jul 7, 2009, 1:31 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Reading: Fried Green Tomatoes. Still. Shut up. I'm slow. :c
  • Eating: Pringles
My scanner broke.

I keep getting art block on-and-off.

Facebook keeps distracting the hell out of me.

I'm supposed to be working on my portfolio, but I've done nothing. NOTHINGGGG.

And my ovaries hurt.

Friggin'... BAW.

I plan on deleting this entry in favor of fun 4th of July stories later, when I feel more chipper.

But for now... BAW.

EVERYTHING IS SUPER WHEN YOU'RE...

Tue Jun 30, 2009, 8:44 AM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: Hey There Cthulu
  • Reading: Fried Green Tomatoes. Still. Shut up. I'm slow. :c
  • Drinking: Graep joos
DUDE.

PRIDE PARADE

WAS

AMAAAAZINGGG~!

I saw far more rainbows, glittery drag queens, guys walkin' around in speedos, and inflated condoms floating trough the air than I knew what to do with.

It was fun putting on all my gay-gear. I wore my "Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are" T-shirt with some rainbow glove thingies and stupid sunglasses (dubbed my "gay goggles"), which received me more attention than I thought it would.

There was one girl in the crowd who saw me and then this went down:

Girl: "*GASP* OH MY GOD! YOU! I LOVE YOU! GIVE ME A HUG!"
Momo: "...me?"
Girl: "YES YOU! GET OVER HERE!"
Momo: "HURHUR OKAY!" *trot-trot-trot-HUG*
Girl's Friends: "D'AWWW" *applause*
Momo: *runs away* "BYE! I LOVE YOU TOO!"

:iconimblushingplz:

And also this:

Visibly baked shirtless guy: "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"
Momo: X3 "THANKS! YOU ARE, TOO!"

I FELT SO SPECIAL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. *ego boost*

:iconimhighplz:

And there was this one guy (female-to-male, I think) holding a sign that said "LGBT: THE 'T' IS NOT SILENT". I ran up and gave him the most meaningful highfive I ever gave anyone. :D

AND I ALSO MADE A FRIEND.

KEITH.

Oh my gooood, Keith.

KEITH, YOU ARE SO COOL. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Not entirely sure what his role was exactly, but I think he was somewhat in charge of our part of the parade (the ACLU). But really, the point is that he's the sweetest guy on Earth. We started talking while we waited for the parade to start and he gave me lots of advice when I told him about my semi-recent discovery of being pansexual.

A lot of it was reinforcing stuff I'd already figured out, but it meant a lot that he wanted to save me from making the mistakes he did when he was my age. :thanks:

We held the ACLU banner together, and he didn't even get mad when I totally ditched my banner duties in favor of running around like a spaz and waving to/throwing free rainbow shit into the crowd. WHATAGUY, EH? :B

Even watching the rest of the parade after our part was over was fun.

I got a free paddle from the Pleasure Chest float.

FRIENDS AT HOME, BEWARE. :evillaugh:

Happy pride, you guys! <3
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